I seem to be the only person on the planet not getting into the whole Talk Like a Pirate thing. I've got a problem glorifying piracy. The world has enough pirates right now.
I know I'm overreacting, and being overly sensitive about this. But, what's next? Talk like a rapist day? Talk like a murderer? Kidnapper? I mean, those are all pirate-related activities. How about Talk Like a Decent Human Being Day? I'd be up for that one...
btw, I'm not totally humorless about this - Evan's upcoming birthday party is pirate themed. But, without swords. Arrrrrr.